Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
oh my god
this white boy
is he fucking twelve
He’s either a literal idiot or he’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen like how do people like him I don’t get it.
I’m on the bus and there’s this couple next to me MAKING OUT EW THEYRE MAKING NOISES SEND HELP
So you do still think there’s good people around. What changed your mind?
"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”